(Best sung to the tune of Kirsty MacColl’s ‘Walking Down Madison’!)

Watching Lee Maddison
On loan from Carlisle he has come
I swear he must be Atkins’ son
He’s taken him wherever he’s gone!

Hatswell’s been shown the door
Cracking own goal he did score
Though we won’t see him any more
There’s still lots of hoofing, that’s for sure!

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