Report by George Dugdale

Raging Fever 5 Burton Albion 0

Fever maintained their 100% record over Burton Albion following a convincing second half performance. This much I can remember…

The job of Raging Fever match reporter is reasonably simple. Play in a match. Remember there are ten other players on the pitch during the game. Remember there were ten other players when writing the match report. Fend off criticism from enigmatic winger when you mention your own name more times than his. Repeat process.

Regrettably, this Saturday afternoon saw Oxford United drop two points from a great position against Burton's first team. You must understand that you are reading the work of the diva of the football reporting world. I must confess that following the game, I allowed myself to be overwhelmed by a formidable sulk, the burden of which was only relieved as Robert Hall delivered three points at Dagenham. As such, this report may be slightly fictional in content. Several days have passed since the fixture and in the mind of a student, that may as well have been a lifetime.

However, starting at the beginning, I am reasonably certain that kick off took place and a football match ensued. Fever made several unusual changes from previous fixtures, with Dan Pear and George Dugdale starting up front, whilst Richie Duncan from Clyde made a guest appearance on the right flank.

Dan Pear was the first to have a sighter at goal, although he will have been disappointed to scuff his free-kick wide of the upright from a good position. At the other end of the field, Burton posed a greater threat than in previous meetings, with a mobile front man and a stubborn central midfield partnership.

After a scrappy period of play, the visitors came closest to opening the scoring before the interval. Burton's left-winger