There's only one United

and it's playing Manchester of that ilk on May 8th at the Manor in the long-awaited Mike Ford testimonial match. Not Middlesbrough, not Celtic (sadly) but the reserves of the most loathed team in the country. This game will not see the likes of Yorke, Giggs, Keane or some of the other “stars” of European glory, although if we're really really good and say please we just might be permitted a glimpse of players such as Cruyff the younger, Wesley Brown and those naughty chaps who were thrown out of Antwerp. Fordy deserves better, he deserves Celtic!