As mentioned on Saturday Mark Wright has said that Scott will not be going anywhere, although Joe Kinnear has admitted to being approached by Scott's agent. Kinnear, an embodiment of Miss Piggy, has stirred up further controversy by calling United supporters Muppets. He has also promised to strip and show off his fat arse in Harrods' window should Oxford finish higher than Luton this season. Let us hope that Mohammed Al Fayed approves of this novel form of window dressing…
Meanwhile, on the This Is United fans forum, someone claiming to be a personal friend of Millwall striker Paul Moody has stated that the former United striker will rejoin the club before the end of this week. Although Moody is not yet match fit he is not far from being ready to take the field and it is said that United and Moody are ready to do a deal.
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