Reading between the lines

The United malaise struck the reserves this afternoon as they went down 2-0 at Reading, who scored through Darius Henderson and Keith Jones.

Morons

Apparently the police have positively identified some of those responsible for throwing missiles onto the pitch at Saturday's match. Rage Online trusts that, if those arrested are found guilty, they will be banned from United home games for a very long time.

Meanwhile we also trust that another moron won't get away scot free. This man swore at large sections of the crowd, including children, on Saturday, telling them they were stupid and that they should go away, only less politely. Anyone else doing this whilst engaged in their job would probably face disciplinary action; a fine if not dismissal. Let's hope that the same applies to David Kemp, for it was he.