Random snippets

According to just about every source Sam Stockley has now signed for United for a deal estimated to be worth around £150,000. Stockley had joined the rest of the squad, plus John Dreyer, for training at HMS Collingwood and showed himself to be one of the fittest of the bunch.

Due to the delay in naming United's new sponsor, Buildbase, the release of the new club shirt has been delayed until August 10th, just in time for the Rochdale match.

A brand new cooling system has been installed in the Priory and ?, scotching fears that Firoz Kassam wasn't prepared to invest in the establishment. Let's hope he invests in getting some decent beers in too.

The Eastenders v BBC Celebrities match, in aid of Comic Relief, which was postponed from August 5th has been rearranged for Sunday September 30th.

The club will be holding two more 'job fair' days ahead next week. The first two days did not get the required posts filled.