From the Rage Online newsdesk Wednesday, July 26th, 2000  

He came to us from Wimbledon,
We were told he was quite good –
‘He’ll strengthen the midfield, boys’.
If only we’d understood.

You see, he’s good at warming benches,
And training in the park,
But put him on the pitch
And he’s bloody rubbish.
Laurence B – Oxford’s answer to Ewan McGregor

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