United’s first real test in a pre-season turned up trumps as they beat Division 2 side Brighton and Hove Albion last night by four goals to one.

The goals came courtesy of an own-goal, after a fine run by Chrissy, a wunder-goal by Matt Robinson, a header from the useful looking Willmott, and a penalty from Badders, after he’d done all the hard work but was pulled down by the BHA keeper …

Rage Online trust that Robbo’s goal does not signal the start and end of his usual one goal per season !