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No braces on our trousers

October 5, 2000

No braces on our trousers Apparently Oxford United approached former Fulham boss Paul Bracewell about the vacant manager's post at the club, but he had already agreed to take over at Halifax. This was one of Denis Smith's first moves in his new role as whatever he is supposed to be, and he is performing  more ]

Can’t a Ford it

October 4, 2000

Can't a Ford it Mike Ford's first radical decision as manager has been to axe Saturday's left back, which is a shame as he was one of our better players. Currently there is no other team news available for Sunday's game, which is no longer all-ticket. Fordy has revealed that Firoz Kassam wants United to  more ]

Ford popular

October 3, 2000

Ford popular Mike Ford is the interim manager, it was announced today. Fordy was picked ahead of Mickey Lewis to look after the team until a new permanent manager is appointed, presumably because of his leadership qualities which he exhibited as team captain. If anyone can gee the team up for Sunday's match against our  more ]

Up in Downsville

October 2, 2000

Smith Out! Up in Downsville The end of Smith was announced today, officially a resignation. However a statement from Firoz Kassam suggests that this is actually a Shottonesque piece of fiction, as Kassam said “It is with regret that I've had to take this step”. Make of that what you will. No replacement has yet  more ]

Team Zero

September 29, 2000

Team Zero New striker Leon Mike is due to start tomorrow against Bristol City at the Manor alongside Manny Omoyinmi in place of Steve Anthrobus. Dean Whitehead is also being recalled to the side, in place of Matt Murphy. More intriguing is the prospect of a return to central defence of Mike Ford, who was  more ]

Nothing in reserve

September 27, 2000

Nothing in reserve Rage Online was sadly misinformed (not for the first time!). The Reserves did play last night, losing 3-2 at home to Norwich to take their unwinning run to almost eleven months. United, 2-1 down at half-time, had their goals scored by Leon Mike and Simon Weatherstone. The game was more notable for  more ]

Lewis on cock-horse

September 26, 2000

Lewis on cock-horse Mickey Lewis has joined United old-boy Kevin Brock as a player at Doctor Martin's League Banbury United. Lewis will only play for Banbury when his Oxford United duties allow, so he is remaining as Denis Smith's number 2, at least for the time-being.As far as we can discover tonight's reserve match against  more ]

Hoist on our own petard

September 25, 2000

Hoist on our own petard Serves us right, really. The press conference we told you about yesterday, to announce the restart date for building at Minchery Farm, was postponed this morning. Apparently there are still a couple of contractual i's to be crossed and d's to be dotted, or something. Hopefully a new date will  more ]

Mongering the rumours

September 24, 2000

Mongering the rumours Rage Online has received unconfirmed reports that Firoz Kassam is to host a press conference tomorrow afternoon at 4.00pm, the purpose of which is to announce the definitive restart date for work on the Minchery Farm stadium. It has not been called to announce a change in management at the club, although  more ]

You make me want to cry…

September 23, 2000

You make me want to cry… The latest chapter in the slow death of Oxford United unfolded this afternoon as the U's went down without a fight, 5-0 to Millwall at Senegal Fields. Parkin opened the scoring in the second minute and added his second in the 63rd. In the meantime Neil Harris had scored  more ]