Amidst all the rumours about players joining and leaving the club (the alleged Paul Wanless move has allegedly broken down over the player’s alleged personal terms, allegedly) one story of particular interest has been totally missed.

Rage Online can exclusively reveal that a new supplier is to provide a brand new range of comestibles at the KasStad this season. Included amongst its range on offer to fans attending the matches is a vegetarian balti pie. Out of the way, please, we’re headed for the catering stall…