As I stood and watched it grow
Under Mad Dog’s chin it did grow
It grew with such wild intense
Surely Mad Dog’s wife could make him see sense

But as he runs with it hanging there
He really is your worst nightmare.
Why should I shave you hear him cry –
Try looking in a mirror we all sigh.

And as he wanders with arms outstretched
Does Denis feel a can of Gillette he should fetch?
But Mickey is our leader Mickey is our boy
Not like the spoiled brat who now plays with swindon toys.

So let it grow and grow my friend
Who am I to say you’re wrong
Grow it as long as you like
Mickey for you are our King Kong.

But if you ever decide to shave
Facial hair you should lease
For I feel first in the queue
Paul Kee waiting for a piece

Jiffy