By Rob Muskett

AFC Wimbledon fans 0 Raging Fever 5

A day in the life of Russell.

Friday: told I am getting a lift with Longshaw, what have I done to Nick to deserve this? must remember to have a strong word with him.

Saturday morning: After a 12 hour shift and no sleep the lift with Longshaw is hard work. We are currently sitting outside the AFC first-team ground due to only having directions to get here. Longshaw has no idea where Raging Fever is due to play. Call Mustang to ask where to go; we now have to go and pick him up from train station, but no idea where that is, so Longshaw stops and asks numerous people but no joy. Gobby then stops looking at his porn for long enough to work out how to get there on his mobile.

Mustang picked up and now driving round a housing estate looking for a ground. There are none. Longshaw decides he is never driving to a game again and decides he