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Wye wear a hat?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:37 pm
by Boogie
All The Young Dudes 1 All young but Dubes and Mac 3
Winnall Constable, Hall (R), Payne
3,250 (850)
UE: Graeme Souness buys the club and replaces CW as manager before the match. He sends on a new loanee signed on a recommendation and takes him off again after 20 minutes when it turns out to be a hoax.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:14 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Winnal) Us 2 (Constable, Leven)
Att : 2765 with 999 of Us
UE : All the top teams do badly, including Us, and Wilder points out post-match that we are only ‘x’ points from the play-offs. The temperature tops 30 degrees Celsius pitch side.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:32 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Pretenders 0 Contenders 2 (Constable Dubery)
2,944 (888)
In order to throw the press of the scent of the forthcoming takeover talks, 182 men disguised as Graeme Souness and Richard Branson are spotted at all Football League and Premier League grounds except Edgar Street.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:26 am
by GodalmingYellow
Here 0 Ox 2
Constable and Hall
2,999 of which 965 from Ox
The Hereford players have rings in their noses
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:15 am
by A-Ro
0 - 2 Smalley Potter 3210 876
UE My wife attends her first game for about 20 years.
The fact that I've bought her a ticket should mean that it doesn't qualify as a UE but believe me there is a world of difference between me buying her a ticket and her using it.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:20 am
by wightyellow
Bulls 2 - Oxes 1
Clist, Duberry OG-Duberry
3211
877
UE: Wilder wears a gold tie.
Re:
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:36 am
by Joey's Toe
Fresians 0 - 1 Buffalos
Whing
4,323, of whom 638 don't have straw in their hair
UE: There's a half-time raffle to bail out the Greek economy. £328m is raised, but unfortunately the lady at the Post Office doesn't have enough Euros to exchange it, so everyone gets their money back. Except the European Central Bank.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:46 pm
by OUFC4eva
Hereford U 1-2 Oxford U
D.Facey
P.Leven (pen.
R.Hall
Att: 2,654 (973)
UE: Snake is seen in Hereford, lashed up on Cider, minus his socks (N. Merry style)
Re:
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:06 pm
by Hog
"GodalmingYellow" wrote:Here 0 Ox 2
Constable and Hall
2,999 of which 965 from Ox
The Hereford players have rings in their noses
Ah, that old trick!
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:18 pm
by Bushy
H-ford 0 O-ford 1
Constable
3045 (849)
UE: The SAS raid the Oxford changing room at half time after recent reports of wrong doings during this time...
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:16 am
by broke and obscure
Ka 0-2 GT40
(Beano, Leven)
2, 650 (850)
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:28 am
by Hog
Win 2-1
Beano, Deano, Winnall
2555
900
UE: Hat-trick of pens by whoever takes the pens. Can anyone remember? Whoever it is has has to reminded by the ref how to do it before the first one.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:55 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-1
Potter
2894
546
UE: Loan move talks for Carlos Tevez break down when he demands his own private dug out.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:14 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Ford 0- 2 Ford
Constable (2)
3001 (999)
UE: We draw. Again.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:27 pm
by Zeke
Them 1 Us 3 Winnal Constable Heslop R Hall 3054 789