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Into the Valley Hat
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:41 pm
by Hoglette
Win 2-0
Smalley, Pitman
4131
573
UE: Mass fight between the players, at least 10 join in
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:42 pm
by Hog
Win 1-0
Smalley
3789
666
UE: Both 'keepers subbed
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:09 am
by tomoufc
Athletics Arena 0 Three Sided 'Stadium' with the Wrong-Coloured Seats 0
3800
650
UE: Wilder doesn't bump into anyone associated with Sheffield United
Re: Into the Valley Hat
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:41 am
by Joey's Toe
Windy Millers 1 - 1 (Minchery) Farmer Jonathan Bells
Le Fondre, Whing
4,824 (of whom 837 will have proper diction)
UE: Amy Winehouse will come out on to the pitch at half-time, admit it was all a big hoax, and draw the meat raffle.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:07 am
by OUFC4eva
Millers 0-0 U's
4,486 (698)
UE: Le Fondre is sold before Saturday.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:35 am
by A-Ro
Of the Rother 0 - 2 Of the Isis
Pittman Potter
3850
765
UE: The Chuckle Brothers do the half time entertainment.
Actually that probably wouldn't be too unusual if they did.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:50 am
by wightyellow
Rotherham 2 - 1 Oxford
Le Fondre, Duberry OG - Duberry
3117
665
UE: BBC allow those who live outside of the area of game to listen to the commentary.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:14 am
by recordmeister
Northerners 0 - 3 Us
(Smally, James, Pittman)
5432
555
UE: We end up top of the league
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:26 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
Rother Valley 1-2 Thames Valley
Le Fondre - Constable, Craddock
4,651 (799)
UE: Le Fondre goes in goal (as he often does in five a side in Stockport) and plays a blinder
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:08 pm
by BigCrompy
Cheap as Chips 1-3 Cheap at Twice the Price?
le Fondre. Smalley, Pittman, and what the hell, Levin as well.
4200 of whom 850 will go home with change in their pockets for the first and last time this season.
UE After a pre-match high protein diet of beans, too many of the Millers are windy and the resultant terrace riot sees the urgent baton-led intervention of the Babylon led by PC McGarry no. 452. Meanwhile, Alfie Potter in warming up for a late second half substitution sets a new British record for the long-jump and 200m dash and does enough to impress the watching Birchfield Harriers scout into arranging a 3-month loan deal.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:54 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Win 2-0
Constable Smalley
5500 (750)
UE At least 2 penalties are missed
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:41 pm
by Mooro
Rotherham 3 Oxford 1 (Dub og/Leven og/Clarke og // Dubery)
5250 (801)
UE - We end the day bottom of the league
SEE (Subsequent expected event) - numerous posts appear on other Oxford websites pontificating about how Wilder should go and the reasons why our pre-season showed he hasnt got a clue)
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:19 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Millers 0 U's 2
Constable, Pitman
3,869 of which 635 from land of "maize"
UE: Rotherham have installed retractable seats and everyone gets a great view.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:48 pm
by Snake
Hey, it's only Tuesday!
Re:
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:01 am
by tomoufc
"Snake" wrote:Hey, it's only Tuesday!
Good point. Based on the clear amount of interest in this game I'm upping my away attendance. Is that allowed? Don't give a shit.
Athletics Arena 0 Three Sided 'Stadium' with the Wrong-Coloured Seats 0
3800
651
UE: Wilder doesn't bump into anyone associated with Sheffield United