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Impatient hat
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:15 pm
by Baboo
Can't wait any longer so here goes
1-3
Grimes / Constable, Craddock, MacLean
3150
450
UE: Instead of playing for Chelsea, Ashley Cole takes up a sniper position in the roof of the Lincolnshite Echo stand and takes pot shots at the Lincoln ball boys. He refuses to come down until a fighter plane from nearby Scampton skillfully swoops over Sincil Bank and blasts him from his perch.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:56 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Grimes) Us 1 (Constable)
Att: 3456 with 345 of Us
UE: Match abandoned. 3 sendings off. More than 8 yellow cards. Rumours of Wilder going to Sheffield United abound (again). Firoz Kassam takes control of Libya on account of him not being as mad as the current ruler.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:43 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 0 Us 1
Craddock
Att: 3500 with 400 yellows
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:47 pm
by Boogie
Imps 1 (Grimes) Us 3 (Midson, Constable, Craddock)
Att: 3,350 (350)
UE: Midson hat-trick
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:13 am
by Yankee Clipper
Imps 1 Pimps 2
Grimes
Constable Craddock
Att 3250 (300)
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:13 am
by Out of the gloom
Lincoln 0 Oxford 1
Constable
3,200 (300)
UE: Sangare comes on with about 5 minutes to go, sent off within said 5 minutes.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:21 am
by slappy
Lincoln 1 Oxford 2
(Grimes, Constable, Midson)
Att 2,800 (away 299)
UE: Oxford wear the yellow and blue kit.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:32 am
by Ancient Colin
Greens in Red 2 Yellows in Blue 1
Facey, Fuseini, Constable
3333, 333
Three sendings off. All the home crowd are named Abraham. wear tall black hats and sport long beards. They declare war on the South East and against slavery. Midson throws in his lot with them and marches in the name of employment. Muammar G denies that there has been any match in Lincolnshire and that Chris Wilder loves him.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:16 pm
by BigCrompy
Ancient Colin - we have never met, but Sir, your work tickles me every time!
Linkin Park 1-1 The United Underground
Facey. Craddock.
4800 of whom 640 are quite quite sick of 'The Dam Busters' after the first humming.
UE Tired of having been utter dross for their entire history, Lincoln decide to cut their losses and field their (Premier League!) Ladies' team in the league fixture. Meanwhile, Oxford United unexpectedly put an inferior team to the sword.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:45 pm
by Peterorange
Lincoln 1 Oxford 1 (Heslop)
(att 4933/ 659)
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:39 pm
by A-Ro
0 - 1 Craddock 3456 456
UE The West Wind blows in a violent stranger who throws rocks at the assembled throng. Wilder turns the petulant Midson into stone.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:48 pm
by Geoff
Lincoln 1 (Grimes) Oxford 1 (Constable). Attendance 3,900. Away crowd 400.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:05 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 2-0 Lincoln
Beano, Craddock
4444, 511
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:27 pm
by Sackcloth Ox
Lincoln 1 (Facey) Oxford 1 (McLaren)
2,988 (238 of us)
UEs: Seven goal thriller, Midson hat trick, Capello at game.
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:42 pm
by wightyellow
Imps 2
Ox 1
3910
410 away
UE - A small person scores.