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Anything yellow and blue
Hog
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Post by Hog »

Well?
Hog
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Post by Hog »

HOG

Win 2-1
Constable, Maclean, Bencherif
10001
101
UE: 3 different referees take charge during the game

HOGLETTE

Win 2-1
Constable, Payne, Bencherif
10123
123
UE: 3 different players miss a penalty
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Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

1-1
MacLean / Bencherif
8800
180
UE: It is so long since we have played that the players burst into a rendition of &quotwe don't know what we're doing&quot at frequent intervals. On the touch line Wilder, Lewis and Melville sing back, &quot**** the ball, get into them&quot, &quotin the net, in the net&quot, &quotDown the line, in the mixer&quot, and so on .........
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Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Time for joy in this division 2 (Constable, Maclean) - In need of a new order 1 (Bencherif)

9,050 (150)

UE: Programme cover is obtuse with little clues as to the riches inside.
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Ford 1-1 Field
MacLean Mukendi (does that sound like the president of a rogue African state)?

9005, 178

Other than the obvious UE of a game, and the Morisette irony of me driving towards Macclesfield as their raggle taggle army sets off from the Moss Rose, Wilder appoints himself shaman of Oxford and, discovering a fly agaric plant growing amidst the snow covers and moss, eats its skin and, in an amanita muscaria hallucinogenic vision rises high above the changing rooms, flying with reindeer and bestowing gifts to all centre halves, callow or geriatric. Saving only, poor Creighton, who contents himself with his meagre supper of lavabread, leeks and daffodil bulbs.
Radley Rambler
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Us 2 them 0

MacLean, Constable

Att: 9000 with 175 Macc Lads
John Byrne's Underpants
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

2-0
MacLean, Constable

8967
251

UE: Too many turkey farts cause a mass evacuation of the stadium.
OUFC4eva
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Macc attack

Post by OUFC4eva »

United 3-2 Macc

James Constable, Steve Maclean, Simon Heslop

Tyrone Barnett, Ross Draper

Att: 9,756 (103)


UE: An Algerian scores at the Kazzam.
Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Oxford Boys 2 Macc Lads 1

Constable, MacLean Bencherif

9250 (175)

u/e Not a single unexpected event comes to pass
Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Oxford boys 0 Macc lads 1
Bencherif
10,101 (147)

UE Match abandoned due to fog
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

Ox the Fork 3-1 Macc the Knife

Payne, Potter, Constable. Sappleton

5600 of whom 350 will be supporting a Conference team next year.

UE Macclesfield bring a half-decent team to the Kas and despite already having beaten us once this year, look like they are a club that belongs in the Football League. Meanwhile, Australia draw the Test and win the Ashes back at Sydney, and Ricky Ponting is knighted in the New Year honours.
Roo
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Post by Roo »

Us 1 (McLean) Them 2 (Sappleton, Bencherif)
Attn: 12000 with 300 from there.
U.E. Match abandoned.
Sideshow Rob
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Oxford 3 (Constable McLean Potter) Macclesfield 0
10,051 (188)
UE The sprinklers are quickly sitched off after they start to sprinkle snow.
slappy
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Post by slappy »

Ox 2 Mac 1
(Constable, Maclean: Mukendi)
Att 9,999 (away 310)
UE: police give out lollipops to dissuade fans from swearing at the opposition
UE2: no parking tickets issued
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 2 Macclesfield 0
Constable MacLean
9246
231
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