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Pirates Hat
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:29 pm
by Hog
Mmm, do we predict the final result or the score after 90 mins? This is our last chance to post so we're going to give the score at 90.
HOG
0-0 after 90.
3444
444
UE: United score 6
HOGLETTE
Win 1-0 after 90
Constable
4004
456
UE: A corner flag is knocked out of the ground (ground, not stadium!) by the ball.
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:49 pm
by Geoff
Oxford 0 Bristol Rovers 1 (Hoskins). Attendance 5,000. Away crowd 475.
Unexpected event: Martin O'Neill is seen in the South Stand.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:58 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 1 Them 2
Constable, Hoskins, Blizzard
Att: 5,400 with 540 away
UE: Blizzard scores during a blizzard
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:14 pm
by Baboo
1-2
Midson / Hoskins 2
4500
500
UE: All the away fans are Somalian.
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:27 pm
by Baboo Junior
Oxford 1 Bristol City 0
Constable
5005
404
UE: A wild clearance is caught by the wind and the ball seems to be lost forever, however it washes up on the Australian coast a month or so later.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:39 am
by Boogie
Oxford 2 Bristol ROVERS 0
Constable, Heslop
5025
525
UE: Rovers play in their home shirts which makes side on decision making for the officials impossible.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:04 am
by GodalmingYellow
Oxford 1 Brizzle 0
Constable
6,892 of which 431 from them
Brizzle's away kit is the uniform of Captain Jack Sparrow
Re: Pirate Hat
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:59 am
by BigCrompy
United 2 Rovers 1
Constable, Green. Kuffour.
6400 fans inc 750 bumpkins on tractors.
UE - Long John Silver, Jack Sparrow and Cap'n Hook all miss their first Rovers match in fourteen seasons due to a sudden 'Gas leak' in the away end. Kuffour's late consolation comes from a pinpoint cross from Blackbeard on the starboard bow.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:23 am
by A-Ro
1 - 0 5432 432 Beano
The game is held up for 6 mins 43 secs following a fight between the players of both teams.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:27 am
by Yankee Clipper
Oxford 1 Bristol Rovers 0
Constable
5650 (600)
U/E When we score one or more of the players does a Chris Wilder "slide" towards the bench
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:37 am
by Paul Cooper
Oxford 2 Rovers 0 (Hall and Heslop)
Crowd 4,550 (521 away fans)
UE Ryan Clarke throws the ball in his own net as he still has a sft spot for Rovers.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:42 am
by recordmeister
Scholars 1 - 0 Pirates
Midson
4,444 - 444
UE: Alfie Potter won't pass the ball to Constable as he believes he is an actual policeman.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:54 am
by OUFC4eva
United 1-0 Rovers
Midson
Att: 5,198 (580)
UE: Patto is interviewed post match and says yet again - "I gotta be honest wi'ya"
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:55 am
by theox
Oxford 2-1 Bristol
Midson/Hall - Duffy
6,490 (743)
UE - one of the new 12th Man signs falls down.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:11 am
by Out of the gloom
Oxford 3 Bristol 0
Constable, Green and Deering
4900 (700)
UE: Patterson ends up on his backside whilst retrieving the ball and is helped up by someone from the Oxford bench.