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The Victor Meldrew ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt believe itÔÇ? Hat

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:54 pm
by Snake
Going abroad so an early start to the Hat from me.

Us 2 (Constable, Midson) Them 0

Att: 4,999 with 19 of Them

UE: Record low away attendance at Minchery Farm.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:34 am
by boris
Knock-kneed 3 Heed 2
Constable 3, Clare 2
5678 (55)

UE: The Jarrow marchers arrive in Oxford to support the visitors. They bring with them cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off. The reason they took so long is that they went via Barrow and Harrow, but the road was too narrow so they showed their marrow by eating some yarrow. See you tomarrow.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:48 pm
by Zeke
us 3 them 0 Constable 2 Deering 5531 76

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:12 pm
by scooter
Us 3 Them 0
Beano, Grant x 2.

5501
68

UE 12th man Wembley 2010 badges are on sale before the game.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:20 pm
by Ancient Colin
It's a Desmond 2-2
Constable, Clist, Clare, Armstrong

5,555, 55

Gateshead's second half revival sparked as Oxford's team is riven by a bitter dispute between those arguing that the decline is a result of stochastic behaviour and those favouring a deterministic chaotic model. Wright's insistence on the importance of sensitivity to initial conditions and logistic dimensionality leads to a fight with Day who points to the fit of a random distribution with drift in the presence of exogenous shocks. In response, Deering notes that Day's head was a strange attractor for Farrell's free kick leading to an all out brawl. Creighton morosely contemplates Wilder and thinks: here's a man who lives a life of danger: everywhere he goes, he stays - a stranger.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:28 pm
by tomoufc
Radiohead 0 Gateshead 0

I'm sick of posting ridiculously optimistic predictions on here, so the theory goes that if I post a pessimistic prediction we might actually win.

Stuff the Hat League. I want to win the real one.

UE: Thom Yorke &quotdoes a Cliff Richard&quot and serenades us at half-time with a eulagy to emptiness and alienation as some plonkers try to kick a blue square football in the air repeatedly in the hope of winning the unreachable but utterly underwhealming prize money.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:23 pm
by theox
Oxford 3-2 Gateshead
Constable, M Green 2 - Clare 2
5,102 (101)

UE - Stevenage lose.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:56 pm
by A-Ro
On the basis that we were doing well while I wasn't making predictions I guess I'd better start again.

Us 3 the heed 1

Constable Deering M Green Armstrong

5432 32

UE I get a prediction right.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:13 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Beano) Them 2 (O.G. &amp Clare)
Attn 6000 with 50 from there.
U.E. The Armed Forces guests stage a military coup.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:51 pm
by Hog
Win 2-1
Constable, Deering, Clare
5444
52
UE: Utd lose by at least 3, Gateshead fail to convert 2 penalties.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:04 pm
by oxfordjames
Ox and Ford 3 Cow and Gate 1
Constable, Potter, Wright, Wake
5,223 (25)
UE: Stevenage get a tanning, like Gateshead!

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:34 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 them 0

Beano, Green

Att: 5200 with 52 away

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:42 pm
by Ascension Ox
Oxford 3 (Constable/M Green/Chapman) Gateshead 0

5,562 (39 from the frozen steppes)

UE: PA plays Deutsche Amerikane Freundschaft/Kraftwerk medley at half time. And something by Jimmy Nail. Wilder punches a supporter after the game. Kas Stad Kate asks an intelligible post match question.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:04 pm
by OUFC4eva
United 2-1 The Heed

Constable &amp Chpaman

Clare


Att: 5,329 (54)

UE:Kelvin Thomas 's programme notes reveal that he has ordered the
Oxford Mail to cease publishing Baboo's fan opinion in Mondays editions.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:30 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 4-0 Gateshead
Beano 2, M.Green, Hargreaves
5612, 60