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Barrow boy's cap
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:28 am
by GodalmingYellow
Ox 2 Barrow 0
Constable and Green
5,878 of which 90 from Barrow.
The opposition turn up in a barrow.
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:16 pm
by SmileyMan
Ox 13 - 0 Barrow
Every Oxford outfield player & substitute scores a goal each.
6000, 52
UE: See above
(sorry, bit lazy today...
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:19 pm
by Peterorange
Motorised Lawnmower 3 (GreenBeano 3)
Rusty Wheelbarrow 0
att 6,100 (64)
UE: we get two penalties and miss one.
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:15 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 3-0 Barrow
Beano, Midson, Cook
5790
130
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:25 pm
by tomoufc
Bovine Bone Marrow 0 Barrow-on-Sea 0
att 4777 away 57
UE: The whole conference season is replayed again after replays show that referees made shocking decisions in EVRY SINGLE MATCH.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:48 am
by slappy
yellow submarines 2 - nuclear submarines 0
(Constable, Midson)
Att 5555 (away 149)
UE: The Barrow team bus gets stuck in flood water and kick-off is delayed an hour
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:14 pm
by Shoobedoo
Dry 1 - 0 Wet
Constable
5,337
105
UE: The opposition turn up in boats.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:15 pm
by Hog
Win 2-0
Constable, Midson
5678
78
UE: United concede 3 again and fail to convert 2 penalties
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:49 pm
by Zeke
Us 3 Them 0 Constable 2 Murray 5742 103
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:29 pm
by Ascension Ox
Ox 2 (Constable/Cook) Barrow 1 (Bowery)
5,801 (103 Cumbrians)
UE: Turley comes on as sub.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:44 pm
by Ancient Colin
1-1
Murray Bowery
5678
86
Barrow play in striped t-shirts with a fetching onion string motive and handle the ball at every opportunity. Their team poses with berets and Gauloises after their late equaliser. Creighton sobs into his Guiness.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:45 pm
by Mooro
One All (Deering/Bowery)
5002
47
UE - The two sides agree to play LEague and Cup games back to back to save on travel costs.
UE2 - A deliberate handball contributes to one of the goals
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:52 pm
by Baboo Junior
Oxford 3 Barrow 0
Constable Murray Foster
5555
99
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:54 pm
by OUFC4eva
U's 2-1 Barra
Jack Midson & Simon Clist
Jason Walker
Att: 5,250 (109)
UE: Irish tri-colours are seen all around the Kass Stad.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:17 pm
by boris
Oxonians 2 Cumbrians 3
Cook, Sandwith Walker 2, Bowery
5678 (123)
UE: French tricolors are seen all around the Kas
UE2: Oxford score a late winner in a move that sees Beano deliberately handle the ball before setting up a clearly offside Midson. The wail of sanctimonious approbation can be heard as far afield as Dublin.
UE3: Wilder resigns Thomas resigns Lewis resigns Brown resigns Williams is made Head Boss of Everything.