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Burton Albion Hat
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:34 pm
by Geoff
Can't see a thread for this so here goes.
Oxford 1 (Constable) Burton 1 (Harrad). Attendance 4,250. Away crowd 250.
Unexpected event: We don't win a third consecutive home match.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:44 pm
by Zeke
Us 1 Them 1 Guy, Pearson 4321 219
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:46 pm
by A-Ro
0 - 1 Pearson 4000 200
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:51 pm
by Shoobedoo
Droop 0 – 1 Brewers
Pearson
3,981
217
UE: The “quid for the kids
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm
by Mooro
Oxford win 1-0 (Clarke)
Att 4399 Away 212
UE - Power cuts out in 89th minute, but referee blows whistle to end game anyway, rather than have to go through the whole experience again.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Constable) Then 2 (Pearson, Harad)
Attn 4545 with 300 from there.
U.E. That moron who stands behind me doesnt spend the whole match singing songs to the wrong tune or shouting 'W*anker, W*nker, W*nker, W*nker...........
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:39 pm
by newhinkseyyellow
Us 3 (Constable, Trainer 2) Burton 1 (Don't care)
Crowd : 4516 Burton (257)
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:42 pm
by scooter
0 - 1
Pearson
3962
186
UE The OxVox recruiting drive in the Priory is a success with one of the North Stand Boys joining for every tequila slammer Trevor Lambert downs.
18 are signed up and Trevor misses the game asleep under a bush on the site of the new hotel.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:00 pm
by Hog
Lose 1-2
Trainer, Pearson, Harrad
3999
199
UE: United win by 3 clear goals, we don't use any subs ... and Patto leaves his post by midday Monday.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:12 pm
by Ancient Colin
1-2
Constable Gilroy Harrad
4222, 223
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:13 pm
by Radley Rambler
1-2
Constable Gilroy Harrad
4222, 223
Thanks to the last poster for making my life easy.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:28 pm
by oxfordjames
Pale Ale 1 Real Ale 2
Yemi, Pearson, Stride
4145 (158 piss eads)
UE: All the Burton players turned up hammered after an excursion to the brewery. The Ox boys are so shocked by this, that they walk off and the BSP declares it a 2-1 victory. All media outlets conjure up a fictitious report, but we're not supposed to know that....
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:12 pm
by Baboo
Gone for a crap pint 0 Gone for a decent pint 3
Pearson 2 & Harrad
4080
250
UE: McGrogan
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:30 pm
by Yellow River
United 2 Albion 1
Guy, Constable, (Pearson)
Att 4050 (away 195)
UE- Whilst Mr James Constable celebrates an injury time winner by hopping towards the corner flag on one leg, he can clearly be heard to say in a rather loud theatrical voice "Why came I hither but to that intent?
Think you a little din can daunt mine ears? Have I not in my time heard Lions roar? Have I not heard the sea, puffed up with winds, Rage like an angry boar, chafèd with sweat? Have I not heard great ordnance in the field And heaven's arrtilery thunder in the skies? Have I not in pitchèd battle heard. Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang? And do you tell me of a woman's tongue, That gives not half so great a blow to hear As will a chesnut in a farmer's fire?"
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:39 pm
by boris
Oxford XI 11 Burton XI 11
Constable 6 Guy 5, Morris 11
44444 (1)
UE: Game postponed because of fire.
Game postponed because of floodlight failure.
Game postponed because of molehills in the centre circle.
Game postponed because of the huge numbers of fans trying to get in.
Game postponed because of the dying rays of the setting sun glinting like steel in the sherds of our hearts, making light music in the swellings of our corpuscles, drying the tears of the burning shadows, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming...