UE well of course they 'ad it tough. Accy players 'ad to wek up at 3 in't marning, 'alf hour before they'd bin t'bed, 'ave a cup of sulphuric acid and 'andful of 'ot gravel, train 36 hours a day for tuppence a week, and on t'matchday if they don't win t'manager would thrash 'em t'sleep wit' buckle end of his belt. Meanwhile a goal in the Oxford/Stanley fixture corresponds with an upsurge in world economics, Scotland winning the World Cup and a black swan flying past.