Drumming up support

[Baboo]

To the same tune as the above - the Keith Cox protest at the Manor.

Where’s the money gone
Where’s the money gone

(I started that one)

I’ve got a horrible feeling that if we play badly on Saturday and I’m bored then I’m going to end up counting the number of different chants that emanate from the new London Road end.

One for the boot league I think.

[A-Ro]

Some classy classics here - apologies for any duplication.

Ay Ay Ay Ay &ltsomeone&gt is better than Yashen
Bullock is better than Eusebio
And &ltsome team&gt is in for a thrashin'

I-O I-O We are the Oxford Boys
And if you are a S*****n fan
Surrender or you die
We will follow United

Ken Skeen - Goal Machine

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
We will fight fight fight for United
'til we win division 3
To hell with S*****n Town
To hell with Reading too
We will fight fight fight for United
'til we're in division 2

can we play you every week

You're not very good

Slumdon Town is falling down

All I want is a chain and brick
hand grenade and a walking stick
S*****n fans to punch and Kick
Oh wouldn't it be luvverly

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
Would I be Oxford or S*****n Town
here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And fetch your fathers gun
And shoot some S*****n scum
Shoot some S*****n scum

We all came by camel (sung at Orient)

[Matt D]

I have to admit I do quite like the ironic and self depreciating chants in a perverse sort of way. For example the &quotRose Hill&quot chant or &quotSexy Football, Sexy Football&quot.

me too, but i also have a soft spot for supreme pettiness - when a ref who supporters have taken a particular disliking too finally gives a decision our way:

&quotyou're still a f**king w**ker&quot...

actually, i think my favourite song is during those rare moments when oxford play so well, dominate the game, and there's the sense that the london road end is going to suck the ball into the net, and someone starts the song &quotscore in a minute&quot... and then we do. joy.

another for the anti-Slumdon list - to the tune of 'the adams family':

&quotyou sister is you mother,
your father is your brother,
you only s**g each other,
a Slumdon family.&quot

[Hog]

My personal all-time favourite is

Oxford, Oxford, rah rah rah!

Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned already! (Or has it?). Always makes (made?) me smile. Don't know why.

[theox]

did anyone mention the christmas 'away in a manger' adaptation yet?

also found this bit of a random list:

http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/songs/oxford.html

[scooter]

One more burger and you're dead.

[GodalmingYellow]

One more burger and you're dead.

Didn't that one go along with the regrettable:

Heart Attack, Attack, Attack, Attack

for Mr Kinnear?

[Matt D]

from the same game:

&quotstand up if you still build cars&quot

[theox]

&quotin your northern slums&quot with the little known 2nd and 3rd verses.

&quotsign on&quot

&quotone million sw**don robins in the air&quot

[Snake]

We are the Left Side, we are the Left Side, Left Side London Road

(the Right Side never did much so I’ll skip that part)

We are the London Road, Ooooo, we’re are the London Road, Ooooo, we are the London Roooad, Ooooo, we are the London Road, Oooooo

[neilw]

There's only one Tele-tubby

Na na na na na na na na, Kevin, Kevin Brock, Kevin Brock, Kevin, Kevin Brock

Pluggy, on the wall, Pluggy, Pluggy on the wall.

[Radley Rambler]

I can't believe that no one has remembered:

Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, HERE WE GO!

I thank you.

[Hog]

Just when you thought it was all over ....

Over there, over there,
And does it smell?
Da Da Da, Da Da Da
Like fukkin 'ell
Da Da Da, Da Da Da

[A-Ro]

My old man said be a S*****n fan
I said fcuk off bollllx you're a cnt

Quite sweary that one

I remember shocking my new wife with that one some time ago - she's got used to the general standard now.

[A-Ro]

There was one that was sung to the tune of My old man's a dustman and it was something to do with his hat, as in

&quothe wore a &ltsomething&gt hat&quot



Suggestions please!