Wye wear a hat?

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:37 pm

All The Young Dudes 1 All young but Dubes and Mac 3

Winnall Constable, Hall (R), Payne

3,250 (850)

UE: Graeme Souness buys the club and replaces CW as manager before the match. He sends on a new loanee signed on a recommendation and takes him off again after 20 minutes when it turns out to be a hoax.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:14 pm

Them 1 (Winnal) Us 2 (Constable, Leven)

Att : 2765 with 999 of Us

UE : All the top teams do badly, including Us, and Wilder points out post-match that we are only ‘x’ points from the play-offs. The temperature tops 30 degrees Celsius pitch side.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:32 pm

Pretenders 0 Contenders 2 (Constable Dubery)

2,944 (888)

In order to throw the press of the scent of the forthcoming takeover talks, 182 men disguised as Graeme Souness and Richard Branson are spotted at all Football League and Premier League grounds except Edgar Street.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:26 am

Here 0 Ox 2

Constable and Hall

2,999 of which 965 from Ox

The Hereford players have rings in their noses

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:15 am

0 - 2 Smalley Potter 3210 876

UE My wife attends her first game for about 20 years.

The fact that I've bought her a ticket should mean that it doesn't qualify as a UE but believe me there is a world of difference between me buying her a ticket and her using it.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:20 am

Bulls 2 - Oxes 1
Clist, Duberry OG-Duberry

3211
877

UE: Wilder wears a gold tie.

Joey's Toe · Post by **Joey's Toe** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:36 am

Fresians 0 - 1 Buffalos
Whing
4,323, of whom 638 don't have straw in their hair

UE: There's a half-time raffle to bail out the Greek economy. £328m is raised, but unfortunately the lady at the Post Office doesn't have enough Euros to exchange it, so everyone gets their money back. Except the European Central Bank.

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:46 pm

Hereford U 1-2 Oxford U

D.Facey

P.Leven (pen.

R.Hall

Att: 2,654 (973)

UE: Snake is seen in Hereford, lashed up on Cider, minus his socks (N. Merry style)

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:06 pm

&quotGodalmingYellow&quot wrote:Here 0 Ox 2

Constable and Hall

2,999 of which 965 from Ox

The Hereford players have rings in their noses

Ah, that old trick!

Bushy · Post by **Bushy** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:18 pm

H-ford 0 O-ford 1
Constable

3045 (849)

UE: The SAS raid the Oxford changing room at half time after recent reports of wrong doings during this time...

broke and obscure · Post by **broke and obscure** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:16 am

Ka 0-2 GT40
(Beano, Leven)
2, 650 (850)

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:28 am

Win 2-1
Beano, Deano, Winnall
2555
900
UE: Hat-trick of pens by whoever takes the pens. Can anyone remember? Whoever it is has has to reminded by the ref how to do it before the first one.

John Byrne's Underpants · Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:55 pm

0-1

Potter

2894

546

UE: Loan move talks for Carlos Tevez break down when he demands his own private dug out.

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:14 pm

Ford 0- 2 Ford

Constable (2)

3001 (999)

UE: We draw. Again.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:27 pm

Them 1 Us 3 Winnal Constable Heslop R Hall 3054 789

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