Robert Peel's Bobbies Bonnet

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:27 pm

Oxford United 2 Bury 0

Constable, Green

7,250 (250)

UE 4 days after the 6 United score 7

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:46 am

Oxford 3 Bury 1
(Constable 2 Midson 1)
Att 6212 (344)

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:09 am

My favourite team 2 Fred West's favourite team 0

Beano Heslop (I can't see a game without him scoring now)

7654 234

UE 10,000 turn up to watch the game on the rumour that vouchers for the West Ham game are being distributed.

bspittles · Post by **bspittles** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:41 pm

Ox 3 Bury 1

Constable hattrick

Att 7000 (300)

UE: Crossbar breaks during the warm-up, delaying kick off by 30 mins

boris · Post by **boris** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:47 pm

Wounded Knee 0 Buried Heart 0
7890 (321)

UE: United score six goals, but they're all disallowed for various reasons (the main one being the ref had a tenner on a goalless draw).

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:29 pm

Milking it 4 (Constable, Midson, Heslop, Green) Milk Shakes 2 (Bishop, Schumacher).

7275 (275)

UE: United go four up. East Stand sing &quotwe want six&quot. Bury oblige by getting two goals back.
UUE: Wilder keeps the players on the pitch after the game for their lack of discipline in the second half.

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:47 pm

Six-hitters 3-1 Six Feet Under

Constable (2), Midson - Bishop

Att: 7,999 (500)

UE: Beano is not in the squad as Man City see him as an alternative to Balotelli

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:11 pm

1-1 (Hall, Green)
7532
312

UE - the mascot gets injured in the warm-up

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:13 pm

Us 2 them 0

Constable, Green

Att: 7500 with 250 from Bury

UE: The Shakers mascot turns out to be Shakin' Stevens

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:54 am

Dead and 2 Buried 0
Constable, Wright.

Crowd 6800 (450 mods with issues and a swagger)

UE - belying their image as a jazz hat stodgy Div 4 outfit who put nine men behind the ball at every given opportunity, Bury venture out of their own half twice in the first half, until manager Alan Knill has a fit and shouts furiously at them to get back. Meanwhile new star midfielder Schumacher causes consternation by taking out two of his teammates at the first corner.

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:38 am

Us 0 Them 1 (Worley OG)

Crowd 7,800 (32 away)

UE we hit the woodwork 5 times in the first half and CW claims that the goals are too small

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:19 pm

Oh the optimism, oh the anticipation.

Isis 1 Irwell 1
Hall Bishop

6666, 333

After the Lord Mayor's show. Even Potter can't add a cutting edge. The main entertainment is the card happy referee, more yellow than the Oxford kit and the first red of the season in an Ox game. The discarded Creighton drifts morosely to the Oxy, pondering on kit colours. Oh, I can eat here every night, what the hell have I got to lose? Got a crazy sensation, go or stay? now I gotta choose ...

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:19 pm

Us 2 Them 0
Beano, Green.
7156
320

UE The Bury captain presents Beano with a black pudding before the match.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:50 pm

Oxford 2 (Constable, Green) Bury 1 (Schumacher). Attendance 7,150. Away crowd 375.

Unexpected event: Firoz is so impressed with the progress at the club he gives us the stadium.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:07 pm

Us 2 Them 0 Hall Heslop 8156 568