Request to Boris

[scooter]

When you're in the dressing room before the game, please don't distract the players by asking them to sign dozens of copies of &quot The Complete Record &quot.

[boris]

I suppose the danger is that they might fall asleep while reading the bloody thing

[GodalmingYellow]

When you're in the dressing room before the game, please don't distract the players by asking them to sign dozens of copies of &quot The Complete Record &quot.

Don't be silly, he'll be trying to sell them copies.

[Brahma Bull]

Question is, will he be doing a speech to the lads, on behalf of his Rage Online community?

[Mr 5Co]

Forget cheering the players as they come out of the tunnel – as that is far too obvious.

I think that we should start a ‘Boris, Boris give us a wave’ chant as Martin skulks in the dugout area.

[scooter]

Hope he has a shave as well, looked pretty scruffy on the BBC news last night I thought.

[boris]

Shaved this morning. Might even get a haircut as well.

[Matt D]

good luck to your boy Boris, hope he does Us proud.