Reasons to be cheerful 1,2,3 Brian Lee

[GodalmingYellow]

I can't remember if we've done this one or not yet (we probably have but it's worth another run out anyway). I think it was SmileyMan who came up with the hilarious Brian Lee to dock 7 points for a pitch not properly mown. What other excuses for points can we associate with Brian Lee?

I'm thinking he has a book with potential offences listed, such as:

Incorrectly mown pitch. Lose 7 points.
Insufficiently selling tickets. Docked 2 points.
Low natural oxygen levels around stadium. -10 points.
Inadequately sized parking spaces for visiting dignatories. 5 points off.
Excessive wear and tear on white line marking machine. 3 point deduction.
Non-provision of cakes and patisseries for assistant referees. -7pts.
Unseasonal colouring of interior stadium decor. -1 point (mustn't be too excessive)
Programme weighing too much. -2 pts
Matchday temperature not in accordance wit ITV weather forecast. -8 points

Are there any others?

[amershamwrighty]

Stadium announcer reading out the teams with a heavy cold - 3 points
Turnstile operators wearing coats made without natural fibres - 1 point
Average number of those pineapple-chunk things in urinal troughs in SSL falling below 15 for two games in a row - 1 point

[Snake]

Playing Eddie Hutchinson without the paperwork. 5 points off.

Playing Stephen Hutchinson without the paperwork. Another 5 points off.

Pointing out, rudely, that there is only one Hutchinson at the club. Another point off.

Appealing above ruling, rudely. Another point off.

Encouraging OUFC supporters to send rude emails to the Conference board. 1 point per rude email (therefore 6,345 points deducted).

Messing up all the electronic league tables because they can’t cope with a points total of minus 6,358 points. 1 point off.

[rambler]

Just being OUFC =20 point deduction

[Snake]

Just thinking that we are bigger than Luton Town means another arbitrary sanction (subject to appeal).

Disputing the fact that the Conference authorities thought that Chester City was run in a “fit and proper

[Brahma Bull]

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