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- Middle-Aged Spread
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Oxford 3 (Constable 2, Sappleton) Flatulent Gloucestershire Rustics 0
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Blackbird Leys 1 Nailsworth 1
Haldane, Rigoglioso (in the absence of any double-barrelled opponents)
3999, 111
Constable doesn't score. The referee falls over his white stick and his labrador trips Nelthorpe who sustains a season-ending knee injury. He is replaced by a slimline Day as fans realise that the club has actually suffered a five pint penalty, Saint Matthew taking it for the team. Saint Matthew being the patron saint of bankers (is that rhyming slang?), WPL apply for a bail out package from the Treasury, which is scuppered when the Bank of England refuse to accept Hutchinson as security. Markets fail: as the country reverts to the middle ages, the Kass reverts to common land and a five strip rotation system. A bearded and wild haired Chris Wilder plays flute in the centre circle, his foot resting on his codpiece.
Haldane, Rigoglioso (in the absence of any double-barrelled opponents)
3999, 111
Constable doesn't score. The referee falls over his white stick and his labrador trips Nelthorpe who sustains a season-ending knee injury. He is replaced by a slimline Day as fans realise that the club has actually suffered a five pint penalty, Saint Matthew taking it for the team. Saint Matthew being the patron saint of bankers (is that rhyming slang?), WPL apply for a bail out package from the Treasury, which is scuppered when the Bank of England refuse to accept Hutchinson as security. Markets fail: as the country reverts to the middle ages, the Kass reverts to common land and a five strip rotation system. A bearded and wild haired Chris Wilder plays flute in the centre circle, his foot resting on his codpiece.
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Constable Rigoglioso
4321 (123)
UE 1: After a floodlight failure the match is played under the illumination of car headlamps from the West Stand car park.
UE 2: A scribble on the team sheet leads to United being docked a further five points for fielding an illegible player.
UE 3: After doubts about Phil Trainer's parentage are raised, United are docked all the points they've won both this season and last for fielding an illegitimate player.
UE 4: After discovering Billy Turley's hidden life story, United are docked points from their last three seasons for fielding an allegorical player.
I'll stop now.
Constable Rigoglioso
4321 (123)
UE 1: After a floodlight failure the match is played under the illumination of car headlamps from the West Stand car park.
UE 2: A scribble on the team sheet leads to United being docked a further five points for fielding an illegible player.
UE 3: After doubts about Phil Trainer's parentage are raised, United are docked all the points they've won both this season and last for fielding an illegitimate player.
UE 4: After discovering Billy Turley's hidden life story, United are docked points from their last three seasons for fielding an allegorical player.
I'll stop now.
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- Brat
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United 2 Rovers 2
Sappleton, Willmott, Smith, Rigoglioso.
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UE:- James Constable doesn't score at home however he creates two goals and whilst celebrating Sappleton's goal can clearly be heard singing "Make me a deal and make it straight. All signed and sealed, i´ll take it. To my agent i´ll show it. I hope and pray he don´t blow it ´cause
We´ve been around a long time just try try try tryin´ to
Make the big time... Take me on a roller coaster. Take me for an airplane ride. Take me for a six season wonder but don´t you. Don´t you throw my pride aside besides. What´s real and make believe.
Mighty yellows´s in the conference we are flyin´ up to the Championship"
Sappleton, Willmott, Smith, Rigoglioso.
4345 (145)
UE:- James Constable doesn't score at home however he creates two goals and whilst celebrating Sappleton's goal can clearly be heard singing "Make me a deal and make it straight. All signed and sealed, i´ll take it. To my agent i´ll show it. I hope and pray he don´t blow it ´cause
We´ve been around a long time just try try try tryin´ to
Make the big time... Take me on a roller coaster. Take me for an airplane ride. Take me for a six season wonder but don´t you. Don´t you throw my pride aside besides. What´s real and make believe.
Mighty yellows´s in the conference we are flyin´ up to the Championship"
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