FGR hat

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:45 pm

Oxford 3 (Constable 2, Sappleton) Flatulent Gloucestershire Rustics 0
4,150 (155)

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:01 pm

Win 2-1
Constable 2
4321
123
UE: Turley doesn't start but Hutch does.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:00 pm

Us 2 them 0

Constable, Nelthorpe

Att: 4,100 with 100 from FGR

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:10 pm

Us 2 (Constable, Sappleton) Them 0

Att: 3999 with 99 of Them

UE: Simon Lenagan goes on RadOx after the game to explain why there is no conflict of interest in the forthcoming cup tie with Old Woodstock Town.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:13 pm

Blackbird Leys 1 Nailsworth 1
Haldane, Rigoglioso (in the absence of any double-barrelled opponents)

3999, 111

Constable doesn't score. The referee falls over his white stick and his labrador trips Nelthorpe who sustains a season-ending knee injury. He is replaced by a slimline Day as fans realise that the club has actually suffered a five pint penalty, Saint Matthew taking it for the team. Saint Matthew being the patron saint of bankers (is that rhyming slang?), WPL apply for a bail out package from the Treasury, which is scuppered when the Bank of England refuse to accept Hutchinson as security. Markets fail: as the country reverts to the middle ages, the Kass reverts to common land and a five strip rotation system. A bearded and wild haired Chris Wilder plays flute in the centre circle, his foot resting on his codpiece.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:22 pm

Ox 0 FGR 2 (Turley og / Constable og)
3993
93
UE: BSP reps make a half time on the pitch presentation of 6 points (including an extra one for stress caused)

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:30 am

0 - 0 4000 80

theox · Post by **theox** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:30 am

Oxford 2-1 FGR
Constable, Sappleton - Rigoglioso
4,026 (134)

UE - The club decides to take the five-point deduction on the chin and instead turns its attentions to winning all of the remianing games to storm into the play-offs and make the deduction irrelevant.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:24 pm

Us 1 (Constable) Them 2 (Afful, Fowler)
Attn 4100 with 111 from there.

U.E. the dyslexic referee sends their two goalscorers off for being Awful Foulers.

boris · Post by **boris** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:33 pm

DOA 1 FGR 1
Constable Rigoglioso
4321 (123)

UE 1: After a floodlight failure the match is played under the illumination of car headlamps from the West Stand car park.

UE 2: A scribble on the team sheet leads to United being docked a further five points for fielding an illegible player.

UE 3: After doubts about Phil Trainer's parentage are raised, United are docked all the points they've won both this season and last for fielding an illegitimate player.

UE 4: After discovering Billy Turley's hidden life story, United are docked points from their last three seasons for fielding an allegorical player.

I'll stop now.

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:47 pm

United 2 Rovers 2

Sappleton, Willmott, Smith, Rigoglioso.

4345 (145)

UE:- James Constable doesn't score at home however he creates two goals and whilst celebrating Sappleton's goal can clearly be heard singing &quotMake me a deal and make it straight. All signed and sealed, i´ll take it. To my agent i´ll show it. I hope and pray he don´t blow it ´cause
We´ve been around a long time just try try try tryin´ to
Make the big time... Take me on a roller coaster. Take me for an airplane ride. Take me for a six season wonder but don´t you. Don´t you throw my pride aside besides. What´s real and make believe.
Mighty yellows´s in the conference we are flyin´ up to the Championship&quot

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:55 pm

One all
(Killock, Afful)
4141 41
UE - We are docked all points for the season after Conference discover Mick Brown used the wrong shade of yellow to describe our shirts on the registration form at the start of the season.

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:26 pm

Yellows 3 - 1 Yellow Bellied Inbreds

Home: 4321

Away: both of them!

U.E: Oxford fans are Cured of all Sinicism and Joyless heart ache at our lot in life, thus infringing on the conference rules against fun and enjoyment and deducted a further point

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:43 pm

Oxford 2 (Constable, Sappleton) Forest Green Rovers 1 (Rigoglioso). Attendance 3,900. Away crowd 75.

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:57 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Sappleton.

3968

67

UE. A date for a Fans Forum is announced.